Naughty Smutty Book Blog: The virgin novelist by Meghan Quinn

Romance Novelist

Author: Meghan Quinn

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn

Release Date: April 21st, 2015

Goodreads Link

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/24497054-the-virgin-romance-novelist?from_search=true

Synopsis

Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

Author Bio

Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.

Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.

Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!

Author Links

Website: http://authormeghanquinn.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/meghanquinnauthor

Twitter: https://twitter.com/authormegquinn

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7360513.Meghan_Quinn

Amazon Author Page: http://goo.gl/w69dBJ

B&N Page: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/c/meghan-quinn

YouTube Page: http://goo.gl/8q7TLk

TSU: https://www.tsu.co/AuthorMeghanQuinn#

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